The price you pay for being level-headed

A man was killed by his wife’s lover, who had been living in their closet for the last month! This poor bastard. See, this is what you get for being a "nice guy". The husband discovered this piece of excrement in his closet and instead of doing the sensible thing - ripping the guy’s throat out with his bare hands and feeding it to the family dog - noooo, he has to be all cool about it; he tells the man to leave his house and goes for a walk. He comes home from his evening constitutional and is bludgeoned to death. I guess the guy reeeeally liked that closet.

You can’t make this stuff up, folks. My question is, exactly how bad in bed do you have to be as a woman that all you can get for a lover is a homeless guy? I mean, this is taking Alphamonkey’s love of hobos to a new level. He at least makes them panhandle enough spare change to buy him dinner.