Where are your muthafuckin' manners?

You can add "chewing with your mouth open or talking with your mouth full" to my long list of pet peeves. I took my guy friend out to dinner since he helped me a lot when I moved. It took a lot for me to not get up and leave. I wanted to run out of there during us eating salad.

*Elbows on table the whole time (no biggie but you should know better)
*Napkin never made it anywhere close to his face
*Chewing with his mouth open
*Talking with a mouthfull of steak (my jaw dropped when I saw chewed up bloody meat)
*Mashed potatoes all over his chin
*Kept staring at everyone around us

Not only that, he reaches for MY water to taste it because his tastes "funny". I slapped his hand so hard that it scared him. NOBODY that eats like an animal is gonna touch my drinks or food. I don't think I ever want to be seen at a restaurant with this fool! It's no wonder he can't get a fuckin' date! He wants ME to set him up with my friends. After last night, it's a definite "hell no" every time he asks me to set him up.

I'm so glad we went to Outback Steakhouse and not my favorite restaurant Maggiano's. I don't think I would've been able to show my face in there if I had taken him there.